The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1) by Scott Lynch

❝I only steal because it’s heaps of fucking fun!❞

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“You can’t be serious. This crap is as welcome as a pile of severed dog cocks.”
Firstly this book was incredible, seriously i can’t even think of words to describe how good it was. This was my first time reading anything by Scott Lynch and I’m really impressed, he is a fantastic author and extremely talented. I’m so glad I picked up this book. I enjoyed it from page one, although I must admit it took me over 100 pages to understand what was going on, this story is written in past & present, so the chapters can be really confusing at the beginning. After getting used to Scotts writing style I was blown away, I feel like it’s nearly impossible to pull off a book with past & present chapters especially when it jumps around a lot, but Scott Lynch managed pulled it off. The plot is slow paced but builds up to a massive story, normally not my cup of tea because it doesn’t have much violence or magic in the plot but still the definition of badassery! Oceans Eleven meets The Bank Job meets Mistborn. Seriously this book was so much fun to read. I love gangsters and I love criminals so with the complex plot, this book was a 10/10.

“Hard lessons were handed out. As many men learned to their sorrow, it’s impossible to be intimidating when one angry woman has your cock between her teeth and another is holding a stiletto to your kidneys.”

This book is on my favourite shelf and in my top five favourite books ever. I literally loved reading it. I was so captivated by the plot & the characters. I read some of the reviews for this book and saw a lot of people complaining about the amount of swearing…. The swearing made it hilarious and I loved it so much. Scott Lynch literally swears in every sentence (just like me haha). I can’t remember ever laughing so much in a fantasy book. Only had one issue it felt really long, like some description went on and on, some also weren’t necessary at all. Yes Scott Lynch is a beautiful and interesting world builder, however some parts just went over the top, I did skim a lot of descriptions, except characters and important scenes.
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“Haven’t you ever heard that one before? Your Capa Barsavi, he’s not from Camorr, originally. Taught at the Therin Collegium. So, when he drags someone in for a talking-to, that’s ‘etiquette lessons.’ And when he ties them up and makes them talk, that’s ‘singing lessons.’ And when he cuts their throats and throws them in the bay for the sharks…” “Oh,” said Jean, “I guess that’d be teeth lessons. I get it.”

So basically this book is about gangs, there are all different gangs and they are all under one leader the Capa, the gangs each have a leader but the leaders work under the Capa and must pay him to keep their gangs running. The story follows a gang called the gentlemans bastards, all members are orphans and are all trained to be gentleman & the best theifs around. Our main character Locke is a professional liar & the story follows him and his childhood. I absolutely adore Locke, he is everything I look for in a character he is badass, a liar, a criminal & a thief but he is also such a gentleman (swoon worthy). So basically Locke and his gang try to pull off one of the biggest thievery jobs ever, however it doesn’t go to plan and their is a new gang boss on the scene thirsty for revenge.

“A manifestation straight from the ass of a magnificent liar,”

I literally adored all characters in this book and cried a few times at the brutality they go through. The Bromance between Locke and Jean had me. It was so genuine. I think most of my favourite parts where from Jeans POV I loved his training, I loved when he chose his weapons (the sisters) and I loved a certain battle towards the end with him vs two people. It was so badass and Jean is my precious.
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“… and this is the card you picked. The six of spires,” said Calo, holding up a card and displaying it for the entrance-hall guards. “Fuck me,” said one of them, “that’s sorcery.” “Nah, it’s just the old Sanza touch.”

I recommend this book to all fantasy lovers and also people who like Mafia books with a twist. I think this book would be a great introduction for anyone wanting to start reading fantasy.
P.S. When I grow up I want to be in the gentlemen’s bastards.
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“Chains used to claim that there’s no freedom quite like the freedom of being constantly underestimated,” said Locke. “Gods, yes.” Calo rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue. “If we were any freer we’d float away into the sky and fly like the birds.”

Review by Luna.

10/10

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  1. I really enjoyed reading your review – made me think back on why I loved this book so much. I kinda want to re-read now.. Only because I want to collect all those awesome quotes 😀

    I was a bit confused in the beginning as well, but the style of writing kept me going. And then I soon fell in love with all of the characters (fan of the jean/locke bromance here as well!) and liked it even more, when it turned dark.

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    1. Thank you ! I honestly adore this series, just finished book two, which I equally loved. Haha it has the best quotes ever, probably the most quotable book I’ve ever read. Locke & Jean are my new favourite ever bromance, it used to be wax & Wayne from Mistborn era 2, however the banter liked you said is so good in this series ! Enjoy your reread 😀

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